Post Number Seventeen.

Dear Taylor and Haleigh,
I like this girl, but the problem is....shes my cousin. Am I screwed
up? I cant help that she's hot, and she feels the same way and we talk
a lot. We would like to date...but you know the problem. Help?

Am I gay?

Could switching to Geico really save me 15% or more on my car insuranse?

Dear Anonymous,
  These were three separate emails, but clearly, they were not serious emails, meaning they don't exactly deserve three separate posts.

To your first question, incest is against God's word. Look up Leviticus 20:12 Deuteronomy 27:22 and it tells you so. So no, you should not date. As to the screwed up part.. well.. we don't know you that well..

To your second question, no. You are not gay. Because your name on your email is a guy's name, and you just told us that you want to date your girl cousin. Meaning you are straight.

To your third question, yes. Depending on who you were insured with before you switched to Geico, you very well could save up to 15%. The question is whether or not you can do it in fifteen minutes.

I hope you had a nice laugh. Happy New Year!

Love,
Haleigh and Taylor.