Post Number Fourteen.

Dear Haleigh and Taylor,
  i wana know who blue cobra is, lol. and for you guys to re-check this blog thing out! i added like 50 hits just trying to find a way to get my words on here. anyway...

so there's this dude. i really like him; he led me on and said he liked me then deny-deny-denied it when he went out with another girl the next week. is it so wrong for me to be mad? i thought not. i talked to him about it rationallly. then HE got mad and now he's a complete jerk to me. thing is i've liked him for a whole year and there's NOTHING i can do to get over him no matter how hard i try cuz he's eeverything i ever wanted. and haleigh talks to him a lot and it makes it hard for me to be around them because it hurts to see him flirting with her.
idk what i should do??

Dear (insert name here),
  How was it hard to get your words on here? Next time, if you still have a lot of trouble, try emailing us at sotellmeyourname@rocketmail.com. We are, however, sorry for the inconvenience.
  Let me tell you what we just read:
     "So there's this dude. He's obviously a jerk. But I like him. I like him a lot. He's everything I've ever wanted. Because I LOVE JERKS."
  This is not what we want to hear. Make sure that you realize your own personal value. As Haleigh is sitting here (because we write all these posts together), she feels a little bad, but she also understands the situation (more so than she's ever wanted to.) If this "said guy" is not man enough to even own up to the fact that he said he likes you, then how is he ever even WORTH consideration? You are worth so much more than that! (We're ridiculously original.) We're sorry if we come across as harsh, but it's the honest to goodness truth. Our advice: Try harder to move on. Find someone worth putting your time into. Because this boy doesn't sound like a good cup of tea. He sounds like a cup of ostrich pee. In the nicest way possible. Let us know if you agree, or if you have any comments.

Love,
Haleigh and Taylor.